March 23, 2008...8:54 am

Easter Candy Hierarchy

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There is a logical flow to how I eat Easter Candy.

First I eat the Reeses Peanut Butter Eggs. For whatever reason, the eggs taste much better than the cups. Then I dive into the Robins Eggs. I love these. I don’t regularly eat malted milk balls and I don’t like malts. It must be the colorful speckled shells. It typically takes me a couple days to get through them. Next on my list are the marshmallow bunnies. I tend to only like marshmallow candy at major holidays. I eat the ears first. Solid dark chocolate eggs are last. I normally only eat dark chocolate, so these hold less appeal to me. Why eat real chocolate when I can enjoy the fake stuff today?

Mmmm.. sugar coma.

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