August 18, 2008...8:33 pm

New Law

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I hereby decree it illegal to leave your car in the gasoline pump bay AFTER you’ve filled your car. Please park your car in the parking spaces if you need a snack because I don’t have time for you and your snack-gettin’ antics.

kthankyoubuhbye

3 Comments

  • I agree 100%. Where do I sign? When is the vote to ratify?

    Can I add a rider? I think it should also be illegal to pause at the top or bottom of a flight of stairs/escalator and decide which direction you’re going to go. Not only is it moderately rude, but it’s also potentially dangerous. We’re doing this for your own good, folks.

  • Yes, your rider has been approved.

  • Nicely put. I always use a credit or debit card when I gas up. That way, I fill up and leave, so no one behind me has to wait any longer than absolutely necessary.

    All the world needs is a little kindness. Thanks for the timely reminder!


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